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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Common Household Appliances

Whats up everybody today were gonna talk about common household appliances.Those are basically items you  find in your house.Now i am going to list some items you commonly find in your house.
1]Refrigerator
2]Table
3]Chair
4]Computer
5]Lights
6]Fan
7]Telephone
8]Dustbin
9]Calender
10]Calculator
11]Plate
12]Fork
13]Spoon
14]Glass
15]Window
16]Animal(basically pet's)
17]Mat
18]Oven
19]Stove
20]Clock

Those are some basic thing's a house needs,i have like 40 more of them but it would get boring and here are some knock knock jokes to break the ice,Presenting
                   
                                                               Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

 The 2nd collection 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!




3rd collection

Knock knock collection 003

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

Ok thats our collection of knock knock jokes and also household collections See ya later aligator  tomorrow!

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